SOME CHRISTMAS HUMOUR

Sharing this Christmas humour with you.

• Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."
• Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."
• Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club."
• At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd."
• A Texas jewelry store: "Diamond tiaras -- $70,000. Three for $200,000."
• A reducing salon: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas."
• In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything... A calendar to remind him when payments are due.

I hope they bring a smile to your day.

Love and hugs,

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

Roy L. Smith